Also in Borderlands 2 the Siren class can unlock a skill that heals team members by shooting them with your regular weapon. The heal is based on the weapon's base damage. Gotta love my insta-full-heal rocket launcher - I named it the "Love Syringe <3". xD
Played way too much D&D where the cleric was reduced to this kind of situation.... ;D
Vald (after his health is up to 50%): ENOUGH! I was just gonna HOLD BACK see'n as how your my own ASSISTANT an'all but you've SERIOUSLY pushed the extent of my CHEESE DOODLE! Naturally when I think I'm forgiven, and then you'll see it this time!
The Assistant:...ummm...CHEESE DOODLE?
Vlad: DON'T YOU ASKING OF MEANING THE WORDS SAID THAT I ALREADY KNEW YOU ASS KICK OF DAMMIT COURSE NOT! (faints and loses consciousness)